Dude when my sugar is low I don’t eat 15 carbs. I eat a 15 course meal
- They’re either good with their hands, throats, tongues, or lips (sometimes all of the above)
- They’re musicians???
my Mom is a 4th grade teacher and she was teaching her students to write* haikus and a nine year old, fictionally illiterate boy wrote this one and it actually hit me hard
A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.
The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs.
Having beaten him into submission, she left the bus and reported the incident to her commander.
she broke a knife in half
It’s not Porn. No really.
I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING
this video is just made ten times better due to the fact that it ends with a TAYLOR SWIFT SONG
“who could scroll past this” me
i was asked for a photoset when i finished all four, so here you go.
why is destruction so beautiful
because nature is taking itself back
you go nature
dave is just that guy who would wear his shades under a beaglepuss
(*laughs* sorry im only just now getting to this dear haha)
lets see lets see five facts about me
- i have a field trip tomorrow
- i am in the 10th grade
- i am not allowed to drive even though im 16 because my doctor says i cannot bcuz my diabetes isnt under control
- ive had type 1 diabetes for a little over 6 years
- if i could straight up marry percussion i would
1 tru luv <3