composers: a summary
bach: I FKN HATE PARALLEL FIFTHS
vivaldi: 3 billion concertos hhaha
cpe bach: who am i
mozart: sunshine and smiles
haydn: i basically invented every single genre lol
beethoven: ANGST ANGST ANGST and triplets and going deaf
chopin: my soUL
paganini: hahhaha noobs
liszt: AHAHAHHAHA noobs
alkan: fck ur fingers lol
brahms: cLARA
schubert: im a mushroom
wagner: have a twenty year long opera lol and leitmotifs
tchaikovsky: boom boom cannons
rachmaninoff: HANDS
debussy: sevenths and modes and whole tones awww yiss
ravel: bitch please ninths elevenths quadrillionths
holst: who needs stringed instruments ha anD I HATE THE PLANETS
prokofiev: lol get out of my way conventional tonality i will modulate in one measure to f double fuckflat minor and stay there for a page
shostakovich: anGST ANGST ANGST FUCK YOU STALIN
cage:
reich: rrrrererreeepepeepeppppeeeaaaeaeaeaeeaaaatattatttt
stravinsky: da da da da da DA da da
schoenberg: (/79jjsOO##jksi&@'
satie: im funny
mahler: *singing* I'VE GOT THE WHOOOOLE WORLD, IN MY SCORES
Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

shyghost:

instead of them being spread out in tiny posts i’m reposting these babs grouped all together. ; u; our little solar system havin an ugly sweater party. ♥

shyghost:

instead of them being spread out in tiny posts i’m reposting these babs grouped all together. ; u; our little solar system havin an ugly sweater party. ♥

Human beings
are made of water–-

we were not designed
to hold ourselves together

rather run freely
like oceans
like rivers.

Beau Taplin,water born” (via aesthesos)

blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

slutzs:

just how i like em

slutzs:

just how i like em

elasticitymudflap:

image

oh yeah mister krabs

coconutmilk83:

Into The Woods | 2014 ()

scootco19:

We all await the day that we see this on our sheet music

scootco19:

We all await the day that we see this on our sheet music

suparlak:

“After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.”
Aldous Huxley, Music at Night and Other Essays

suparlak:

“After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.”

Aldous Huxley, Music at Night and Other Essays

itscolossal:

City Light Scarves by Slow Factory in the Colossal Shop. USA / London / Paris / New York

craigtucker:

#DAD AND THE KIDS